It Doesnt Fit Black!

We got new uniforms and someone must have made a mistake on my skirt because it doesnt fit. I guess my butt is too big. Nothing I tried worked. Eventually I called Coach Fitzergood in to help me out. We both tried for awhile but my skirt was not going up any farther. I think that was first time he saw my butt because he couldnt stop looking at it and began feeling on it. I didnt stop him because it felt really good. Maybe its better if my skirt stays off.