Miss Malorie Switch – Im Not Cheating on You.

You and your girlfriend are relaxing in bed, her ignoring you like usual. You try to make a move, but she has to remind you that she isn’t into sex and never will be. Suddenly, her ex boyfriend calls, inviting her over to hangout for the weekend. She agrees, although you two had prior engagements. She tells you he just got dumped and needs a friend to help him get new girls at the club. You believe every excuse she gives you, as she gleefully gets ready, dressing in see through lingerie, assuring you it is just to attract other girls for him. She doesn’t like sex, remember? She pulls out a bag, giving you toys and lube to pack up, as well as a list of things she needs you to grab while she’s finishing getting ready. You even get them a hotel room for the weekend! You are such a sweet boyfriend to her. Even though she comes back suspiciously tattered and roughed up, she assures you she would never have sex with anyone. You believe her, like always.