Jessica: Spank My Rosy Valentine Arse!

Can someone tell me please why so many American porn stars say Gosh! while they’re having their rude bits fucked? I’m a happy knuckle-chuckler on the tube sites just like you are – so, you know, I’m up with current affairs – and it’s like they’re saying it more and more. What gives? It’s like they’re at church or something and God forbid they don’t want to offend anyone. Sweetheart, you’ve got an eleven-inch meat pole doing a St Vitus dance inside your bottom and you’re worried about offending people? It’s because the production companies don’t want to offend the Bible-belters, isn’t it? It’s got to be. Answers on a post card. I’m genuinely stumped.